Site Director Drugs Employees Out of Frustration at Low Slop Sales
Site Director Drugs Employees Out of Frustration at Low Slop Sales
By Karen Langtavious Sin Quinqleberm
The Mask News Reporter
| Published December 4th, 2022 |
Site-21 FPZ - After a hard day's work, Site-21 employees intermingled in the hallways of the personnel quarters as the intercoms of the site announced that 'Slop Sunday' had begun in the cafeteria. Slop Sunday is a new nutritional program formed by site administration which has seen little success due to remarkably terrible taste. Staff reported seeing Site Director John Merlin not long after the announcement accost several personnel and ordered them to report to the cafeteria.
"Yeah, I dunno, he was just yelling at them and asking why anyone would even dare pass on a nutritional meal," Immanuel Tygan, Volunteer said. "I personally don't like the stuff, but knowing how passionate he is about it, I don't think anyone is willing to say that to his face."
Picture of the Site Director and Mark Wilson. Source: Purple Guy
Audio recordings recovered from the cafeteria reveal that employees had to resort to pouring cups of coffee and shredding bits of steak to make the taste of the slop tolerable to eat. Further, silent sobbing and prayers were picked up, indicating distress at the mandatory meal.
"It was nasty, even with the caffeine flavoring," Mark Wilson, Construction and Maintenance Intern said. "I think it's got beetroots, or something like that in there? Lord shudders to know what it's made with."
Minutes after the group had finished their impromptu luncheon, the employees began convulsing and vomiting violently, including others who have not consumed the slop. Audio-visual devices reveal that the victims experienced extreme paranoia, levitation, being able to see into other's souls, and hallucinations. Merlin was seemingly unaffected by the maladies.
"You know what? It was totally because he was salty that the slop wasn't bringing in enough profit. I wouldn't be surprised if that were the case," Clover Evans, Security Guard said.
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The Slop Sunday program costs the site $6,752 annually to run, while only bringing in $52 in sales revenue - not withstanding this incident, which is an outlier and has not been considered.
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What this is
A bunch of miscellaneous CSS 'improvements' that I, 
Croquembouche, use on a bunch of pages because I think it makes them easier to deal with.
The changes this component makes are bunch of really trivial modifications to ease the writing experience and to make documenting components/themes a bit easier (which I do a lot). It doesn't change anything about the page visually for the reader — the changes are for the writer.
I wouldn't expect translations of articles that use this component to also use this component, unless the translator likes it and would want to use it anyway.
This component probably won't conflict with other components or themes, and even if it does, it probably won't matter too much.
Usage
On any wiki:
[[include :scp-wiki:component:croqstyle]]
This component is designed to be used on other components. When using on another component, be sure to add this inside the component's [[iftags]] block, so that users of your component are not forced into also using Croqstyle.
Related components
Other personal styling components (which change just a couple things):
Personal styling themes (which are visual overhauls):
CSS changes
Reasonably-sized footnotes
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.hovertip { max-width: 400px; }
Monospace edit/code
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@import url('https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=Fira+Code:wght@400;700&display=swap');
:root { --mono-font: "Fira Code", Cousine, monospace; }
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Teletype backgrounds
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tt {
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font-size: 85%;
padding: 0.2em 0.4em;
margin: 0;
border-radius: 6px;
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No more bigfaces
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Breaky breaky
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--c-syntax: #e0e0e0;
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--c-error: #f2777a;
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--c-symbol: #ffcc66;
--c-string: #99cc99;
--c-operator: #66cccc;
--c-builtin: #70a7df;
--c-keyword: #cc99cc;
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color: var(--c-syntax);
background: var(--c-bg);
border: 0.4rem solid var(--c-comment);
border-radius: 1rem;
}
Debug mode
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.debug-mode, .debug-mode *, .debug-mode *::before, .debug-mode *::after {
outline: 1px solid var(--debug-colour, red);
position: relative;
}
.debug-info {
position: absolute;
left: 50%;
transform: translateX(-50%);
font-family: 'Fira Code', monospace;
font-size: 1rem;
white-space: nowrap;
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.debug-info.over { top: -2.5rem; }
.debug-info.under { bottom: -2.5rem; }
.debug-info p { margin: 0; }